Zoo Needs A Playmate

This Sunday, from 2pm or so, private pervy party in Newtown... Anyone want to beat me, spank me, put holes in me, stitch me or otherwise get naughty?

UPDATE: ZOO GOT ONE. Was a pretty hetty weirdo party as expected (see Image Problem post, Scene Three, and imagine girls drinking pink champagne and discussing hens parties), but managed to hide in a room and be a little bit rude with a cute creature. Phew!