More Beanz Wisdom

From the Mouth of Beanz yet again:

For those who know me well, you'll know I can only actually date someone when they're about to leave the country - that way I never get rejected because you know, it's all romantic and circumstantial instead of you know, people getting sick of me. As my housemate (I) says 'I need to find someone, have a wild and passionate and blissful affair...and then have them die in a tragic car crash. That way you never have to deal with their bad eating habits or day-to-day mundane shit, and you have a perfect memory of them and you're all tragic and haunted for your next love'