Oily Tits

The New England Journal of Medicine recently published a report claiming that:

'The lavender and tea-tree oils found in some soaps, shampoos, hair gels and body lotions can produce enlarged breasts in boys... In laboratory tests, scientists at the National Institute of Environmental Health Sciences in North Carolina found that both substances can mimic the action of the female hormone estrogen and block male hormones that control both masculine characteristics and inhibit the growth of breast tissue.'

So, a word of advice for all those boys out there getting their tits shredded (not my term)- you may want to be avoiding putting any tea-tree oil and lavender products on those scars!