Bovinity

'Calling all dairymaids and cowboys! It’ll be warmer than fresh milk at April’s Hellfire, as MooZoo takes the bull by the horns in her latest incarnation as Divine Bovine. Unrefridgerated, unpasteurised, unhomogenised and unholy, this sacred cow will leave you udderly moo-ved as she slices and suckles her way from the belly to the breast of the beast. Marinated in her own juices, slipping and sliding across the slaughterhouse floor to stir your loins and plump you rump. Meat, Your Mother.'

Friday 20th of April 2007. Doors open around 10pm, MooZoo kicks up her hooves sometime after 1am.