Onanistic Inspiration

Some of my best thoughts come to be whilst I am making sweet auto-erotic love. This morning I wrote the outline to a book chapter before I'd even stopped shaking. Perhaps Hitachi was one of the Muses? Hmmm, I remember Calliope and Clio and Erato, could well be that Hitachi was the Muse of Masturbatory Musings or some such... Either way, I'm thinking of acknowledging it at the front of my thesis- 'And to my dear Hitachi, for leading me to my to earth-shattering conclusion'.