Monday, January 28, 2008

Valentine Vulva Show- Hellfire February 15th *SYDNEY*

Hey Ladies! Has a steady diet of cropped crotched centrefolds with nipped nether regions left your knickers in a knot?

Do you ever get to feeling your labia are a little too luscious, your fanny a little too florid? Have your fancies been a little too tickled, your vulva a little too violated? Have you ever had the urge to tweak your twat, hike up your hole, streamline your snatch and pretty up your pink pussy parlour?

If so, you need a Designer Vagina, brought to you by Dr Zoo, and demonstrated live on stage on Miss Baroque Bits herself, Necrotitties. Watch as that cherry is popped right back in place, good as new. When roses are red, they're ready for plucking, when Dr Zoo's locked your lips, you're ready for...

(As always, the whys, whos, whens and whats can be found at the Hellfire site. )

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