Saturday, July 28, 2007

Dazza Stole My Girlfriends

Is it true that them lezzos just need the company of a real man? 'Cos when Dazza was at The Sly on Wednesday he got sooooooo much attention from the ladeez, and more snogging action than Zoo has seen in quite a while. Seems that petticoats, corsets, red lippy, a dazzling display of decolletage and diamantes do not carry quite the same attraction for Slox clientele as a streaky tan, mousy mullet, large and decrepit teeth and a ego even bigger than the bulge in your pants.


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