Drunken Shenanigans

I really do appreciate
The fact you're sitting here
Your voice sounds so wonderful
But your face don't look too clear
So barmaid, bring a pitcher
Another round of brew
Honey, why don't we get drunk
And screw?

- Jimmy Buffett
'Why Don't We Get Drunk?'

I have given up The Drunk And Disorderly Shag for the time being. I don't want to shag people who will only shag me if they are munted. I don't want to shag people I will only shag if I am munted. And even if they are people I would shag sober, I would rather I actually DID shag them sober!