High School Reunion

It is over 18 years since I went to high school, and now it seems I have agreed to go to a reunion in August(if I in Sydney at that point). Geez, that will be ODD, to say the least. 'So, what have you been up to since 1990?' 'Well- lost my religion, got engaged, ran a record store, worked in finance, turned in a dirty old tranny fag, had a series of disturbing relationships, travelled a lot, started doing fetish shows, got lots of piercings and tattoos, made some rude art, slutted about, induced lactation and am currently writing a PhD.' Bleeding heck.