Monday, May 26, 2008

More Dad Jokes

From Dalziel and Pascoe: A little boy goes up to a police officer. ‘Officer, officer! I’ve lost my dad.’ ‘What’s he like?’. ‘Women and beer.’

Boom boom.
Reminds me of a card I bought a lover years ago. Two construction workers sitting on a wall, and a cute girl walks by. 1st ‘I’ve always been a tit man.’. 2nd worker ‘Don’t you think that’s a bit sexist?’. ‘Sorry- tit person.’

My childhood spent watching BBC comedies and listening to the jokes of my English relatives has left me still thinking humour like this is simply hilarious! One day I will possibly found sucking on a stick of Blackpool Rock and wearing a hat that says ‘Kiss me quick/Squeeze me slowly.’



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