Friday, September 29, 2006

Jesus wants my butt

'Baby Jesus Butt-Plug
This high-quality silicone butt-plug has the shape of a religious figure. A perfect addition to your holiday creche. We feel they are a light-hearted, humorous look at the relationship between religion and sex, but our more sensitive shoppers may want to skip this page.

Glory to the newborn King! Perfect for altars, creches, baby showers and Secret Santa gifts, the Baby Jesus Butt-Plug is designed complete with swaddling clothes (although if you're going to share him, we suggest that you use a swaddling condom). 4-1/4" long, 1-3/8" in diameter at the widest insertable point. Manger not included. Glow-in-the-Dark White (a pearlescent white). '

All yours from our friends at
Blowfish. He glows in the dark! They suggest a swaddling condom! It's all too perfect!!! Ooooooooooooh, has made this little ex-Catholic Girl clench in unholy anticipation. Wouldn't mind finding this one in my Christmas stockings at all... The are also some nice glass butt plugs.

*STOP PRESS* Whoretic (who else?) has informed me that Divine-Interventions
makes our Baby Jesus here, and also a whole pile of other sacreligious sex toys such as the Judas dildo, a Diving Nun that suctions to the wall and God's Immaculate Rod. And the Jackhammer Jesus even comes with his own rap song.


Anonymous Darkling said...

love it! They also make a range of religious dildos don't they??

Back to butt plugs though, have you seen the George Bush one?

"Because he wants to find out as much about you as possible and to get inside your most personal business, we figured we would offer you the opportunity to show him where the sun don’t shine. I’ve had our skilled craftsmen in the secret labs create the George W. Bush Buttplug"

4:57 pm  
Blogger Ali H said...

Blowfish are AWESOME. If anyone wanted to do a bulk order from them, the postage wouldn't be that bad... they do big boxes of black gloves & other fun things like that.

6:29 pm  

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