Pencil Thin Moustache

I wish I had a pencil thin moustache
The Boston Blackie kind
A two-toned Rikcy Ricardo jacket
And an autographed picture of Andy Devine

- Jimmy Buffett
'Pencil Thin Moustache'

Dazza got talking the other night to this foreign fella who wants to root his cousin, and has been singing Jimmy Buffett ever since. And making lots of eyeliner facial hair. I think he's turning into some kind of poofter.