Small Bear With Porridge

Pissing down rain. Slighty bedraggled Zoo waits at bus stop, resplendent in lace lilac ankle-length froufrou skirt and baby blue fake fur jacket, assorted jewels and the ever-present boots and collar. Bus comes, packed, no seats, blah blah, have tos tand in aisle. People on bus giving Zoo sideway glances. Get to shopping centre, gayboy on bench staring oddly at Zoo. Go into bathroom, look in mirror and realise.....

There is a quite small, but somehow quite noticeable, patch of breakfast-on-the-way-out-the-door PORRIDGE on chin. White substance, just below mouth, mildly lumpy. On dazed girl (it WAS before midday and no coffee yet).

Think about it. I don't even have to TRY to look trashy ;)